laugh-addict:

yyeehaw:

Exercise? More like extra fries.

thelusty-argonianmaid:

boredsociopath:

The year is 2020. Cole Sprouse is getting married. The bride, when she is supposed to say ‘I do,’ instead says ‘IT WAS JUST A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT, HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?’ and storms off. It is the fifth time this has happened. Such is life for Cole Sprouse.

and this is a prime example of why everyone hates tumblr

beautiful-crazy-enigma24:

I’m just tired of everyone. Especially him

 in fifth grade
me:  ur sitting in my seat
kid:  i don't see ur name on it
me:  it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up

me:  fuck you
me:  fuck you
me:  fuck you
me:  damn you sexy
me:  fuck you
me:  definitely fuck you
me:  fuck you
me:  MY NIGGGAAAAAAAAAAA

MTV:  See the boys of One Direction like you've never seen them before!
Me:  bitch, I've seen their ultrasounds.

bangniam:

In life they’re are lucky people who in the lottery and find buried treasure, but then there is Lou Teasdale, who basically watches them get naked.